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مُساهمةموضوع: funny sms    الثلاثاء أبريل 17, 2012 8:21 pm


You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart
and I am always a bad shooter because
...I Miss You Always

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?What L O V E stands for
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
...E = End of life

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Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
...and even if mended
a ***** is always there

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,When Nights are long & Friends are few
.I sit by my Window & think of u
.a silent whisper a silent tear
.with all my Heart i wish you were here

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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
...that everyone should have a friend like yo
Why should only i suffer ha ha ha

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,When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone
make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
.coz broken hearts have no spare parts

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,Most people walk in and out of your life
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart

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,Good FRIENDS are hard to find
,harder to leave
and impossible to forget

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.Don't frown
.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

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,When it hurts to look back
,and you're scared to look ahead
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

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...When u feel sad
,To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
,damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness
...But don't make this a habit
Coz liars go to hell

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.One day Love and friendship met
?Love asked-when i already exist why are you here
Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good

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,If you love someone, put their name in a circle
,instead of a heart, because hearts can break
but circles go on forever

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,If all my friends were to jump off a bridge
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them

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;To handle yourself, use your head
To handle others, use your heart

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,Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
,and miles of smile just because you smiled
I wish your day is full of SMILE

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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
...just bring SOMEONE to marry me

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A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart, FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart

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...A friend is sweet when it is new
...it is sweeter when it is true
...but you know that
...it is the sweetest when it is u

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Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I

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Destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
...who gets to stay in your life

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Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks

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If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die

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-:Meaning of Friendship
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I-------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S-------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I-------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

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,If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST
,If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE
,If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST

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Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find
;The quickest way to receive love is to give
;The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly
And the best way to keep love is to give it wings

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:Love is sweet poison
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place

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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

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What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

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Someday u may lose ur hair
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks
coz u cant lose wot u don't have

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...You look so fine I want to
break your heart and give you mine

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,You are like the sunshine so warm
...you are like sugar, so sweet
...you are like you
and that's the reason why I love you

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...Love is like war
...Easy to start
...Difficult to end
Impossible to forget

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Do you believe in love at first sight
?or do I have to walk by again

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,I've seen angels in the sky
,I've seen snow fall in July
,I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you

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,This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat
,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat
cat, 20seconds cat Now read it all without the word cat

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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all

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The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers too
?If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you

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,A triangle has 4 end
,square has 3 end
,segment has 2 end
.but our friendship has no end

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Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

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Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

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,Friendship is a priceless gift
.That cannot be bought or sold
,But it's value is far greater
.Than a mountain of gold
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